"You're fired! Read all about it!"
Newsboy T-Shirts
Celebrate the hardworking ethos of newsboys with a t-shirt that combines vintage appeal and clever design. Great for casual wear, it’s a fun nod to a timeless profession that’s as relevant today as ever.
"Extry! Extry! Prostitution files for Chapter 11! Read all about it!"
A boy selling comics at a train station.
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."
Netanyahu versus Gantz
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.
"So—who are you angry at currently?"
Corporate Greed.
"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."
All-Purpose Obamatoon
Nervous World Markets.
Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'
Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"
Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices
Weditorials
Wedge Issues in the United States.
Obama: The Other White Meat
"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."
The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
Half a house is better than none.
Worst decision of all time, cont'd.
"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."
Pickle
"The White House Washington"
Bad News
Leaving cards.
"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."
'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'
Newsboy T-Shirts Collection
Newsboy Mugs
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