Busboy T-Shirts

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

Fur Baby

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Bus for Giraffes.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Musician

Honk if you're holy.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus