News Studies Pillows

"They're not wasting time with verbs anymore."

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Welcome to the future"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Trump pardons

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Press Freedom

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We won!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

CIA report

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

A little bird told me...