News Programs Gifts

"Breaking news: the news is broken."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Torturing the English Language

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"