News Programs Prints

"Breaking news: the news is broken."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

British savings accounts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"