Newlywed Homebuilders Gifts

'You put the kettle on and I'll re-arrange the furniture!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A DIY disaster.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Beginning Yarder.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"I love what you've done with him."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

How to Build a Bungalow

Baby it's cold outside.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Drought's Over

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Human males marking territory.

Builders.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Alright Harold... now stop feigning death and go mow the loan!'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'