Newlywed Homebuilders Gifts

'You put the kettle on and I'll re-arrange the furniture!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A DIY disaster.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Beginning Yarder.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"I love what you've done with him."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Drought's Over

Baby it's cold outside.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

How to Build a Bungalow

Human males marking territory.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Builders.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Alright Harold... now stop feigning death and go mow the loan!'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'