Newlywed Explorer Gifts

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"OK, now what?"

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'