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"Train 'em young that's what I say."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

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'We found you in a cabbage!'

"That's mine!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Infantry.

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"Which one's yours?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Which one's yours?"

"Which one's mine?"

"It's a dependent!"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Personal Assistants.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

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Push, push, push...