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'-but Becks and Michael Owen BOTH started youg and I KNOW she's a girl but girls play too,y'know...

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Doughboy Dad

"That's mine!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Which one's mine?"

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Which one's yours?"

"Which one's yours?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a dependent!"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"It was a difficult delivery."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."