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"So, I hear you're new in town."

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Sorry, Holly!'

Computer books for dummies.

"What's my collar size?"

Welcome to our team.

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Fisherman's new baby.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'It's so weird at college, mom. The kids there are so different.'

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

Bravado in the novice professor may simply be an attempt to compensate for a lack of experience in teaching the classics.

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'

'How's it going?!'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

'Wait for me right here.'

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Entry-Level Job.

A mother taking her daughter to her first dinner party