"So, I hear you're new in town."
Newbie In Town T-Shirts
Celebrate their fresh start with a witty or inspiring t-shirt. A great way to remind them they're embarking on an exciting new chapter.
Good Luck!
"I can't get used to being a grownup."
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
Batman's Baby
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."
'Sorry, Holly!'
Computer books for dummies.
"What's my collar size?"
Welcome to our team.
Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.
"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"
Fisherman's new baby.
"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."
"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."
"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.
'It's so weird at college, mom. The kids there are so different.'
"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."
Bravado in the novice professor may simply be an attempt to compensate for a lack of experience in teaching the classics.
'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'
'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'
'How's it going?!'
"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."
"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"
"...That's your reflection. Switch on."
New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.
Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...
'Shouldn't you be out in line...'
'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'
'Wait for me right here.'
The cutest lady I've ever seen in my life just walked in. The Love Doctor's on a break. That's ok, I don't need advice. I think I'll just ask her out on my own. Good for you, little buddy! Yeah, I'm thinking of staring at her a little too long, and then mumbling my name to her ... and then nature will take its course. The Love Doctor will see you now.
Vanity Publishing - The customer is always write
Entry-Level Job.
A mother taking her daughter to her first dinner party
Newbie In Town T-Shirts Collection
Newbie In Town Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the newcomer. Find humorous and heartfelt designs to brighten their day.
Newbie In Town Pillows
Discover pillows that add comfort and cheer to their new home. Great for making their space truly theirs.
Newbie In Town Prints
Find inspiring prints to decorate their new place. Motivational and fun designs to celebrate new adventures.