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"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Lion v Kiwi.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Thug life on safari.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Remarkably Richmond

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Researching the opossum article.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Pizza London Eye

Raymond Queneau

Book Shop.

The Easter Bilby

On the Town.

American high street

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Leaning on a Lamp post

St. Patrick's day mixer in Limerick, Ireland.

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Black Velvet.