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St. Patrick's day mixer in Limerick, Ireland.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Black Velvet.

"How is it you're so green?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Remarkably Richmond

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Scientist seen on loch.

James Joyce.

Seamus Heaney

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Pizza London Eye

Baby Marsupial On Board

Oliver Goldsmith.

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Lion v Kiwi.

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

The Easter Bilby

Seamus Heaney.

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

Leaning on a Lamp post

Happy Hogmanay!

Happy St Patrick's Day

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'