New Zealand Admirer Pillows

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Lion v Kiwi.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Thug life on safari.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Remarkably Richmond

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Pizza London Eye

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Book Shop.

The Easter Bilby

American high street

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

On the Town.

Leaning on a Lamp post

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Libredty

The Friendly Antipodes

Black Velvet.