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The Friendly Antipodes

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Thug life on safari.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

Kiwi Ingenuity

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

Lion v Kiwi.

Pizza London Eye