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The Friendly Antipodes

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Thug life on safari.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Kiwi Ingenuity

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Pizza London Eye

We're having a dinner party.