New York Yankees T-Shirts

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Yankee Stadium.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Pigeon Little

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Almost Everything Bagel

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

The Chrysler Buildinger

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Welcome to the West Side

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Love in The Heights

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Hurricane Hits New York

A Day at the Comics Bar