New Year Visionary T-Shirts

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"Do me next."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

DACA

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Your start-up team

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

I'm color blind, please help.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Louise Glück

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

The dream works when the team works

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."