New Year's Jokes Fan T-Shirts

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'He's got your nose.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

'Your resume is quite impressive, but we're looking for self-starters.'

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

Turkey aimed at down a gun barrel.

'Hunting doesn't make you naughty, it's natural: Santa knows that...'

"He's coming out halo first!"

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!

"I honestly don't know why you didn't make Santa's sleigh team."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"