New Year Planner Pillows

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Happy New Year, Randy. Same to you, little buddy. Although technically you should've told me that last week. No, I'm not talking about 2015. I mean "Happy 2016." HOJ. I like to be ahead of the curve. Ok. As long as you don't start sending my family your condolences.

Sorry, I'll be busy washing my hair tonight

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'