New Year Fanatic Mugs

Get Offa My Lawn! BW

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Futuristic Teenagers.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Back to the Holidays

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Great Moment in North Pole History