Xmas Fanatic Mugs

You had me at baubles!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

Santa called but you were out!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'He's got your nose.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.