Xmas Enthusiast Mugs

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'This? It's just someone who was waiting in the queue with us!'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Happy Turkey Day!

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!