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Get Offa My Lawn! BW

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Room for bigger presents."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."