New To A Community T-Shirts

"You're not from around here...are you?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Noise Pollution

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Things I love about Powell River...

"That's our new church mascot."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Human Rights for All

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."