Local Community T-Shirts

"The police came to your door today. I told them you remind me of my own son who never calls, and for that matter might be a criminal."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Love linked

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"I'll have the usual."

Human Rights for All

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Thank you

Essex computer.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"