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"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Cat Burglar

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Roget's Pet

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

No New Grammer Schools

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Literary rain

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dikshonarys

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Cheese grammar.

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'English is their second language.'

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."