Joining A Bilingual Community Mugs

"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Cat Burglar

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Roget's Pet

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

No New Grammer Schools

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

Literary rain

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dikshonarys

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Cheese grammar.

'English is their second language.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.