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"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'More bubbles!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Hot Tub Frosty

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"What about the five that fell through?"

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Safe under mattress.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

Suddenly he regretted that he encouraged the managers to learn how to relax more.

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Caravan holiday

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."