New Purchase Of A Hot Tub T-Shirts

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'More bubbles!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Safe under mattress.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Suddenly he regretted that he encouraged the managers to learn how to relax more.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Caravan holiday

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'