New Political Position Pillows

MP's vote.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Welcome to the Team

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Under new blame.

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

"He's got great leadership skills. Wherever he's taking us, it's got to be better than where we've been."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Under new Womanagement.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"How the hell are you?"

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

Air Bill

'Ask not what your country can do for you, unless you want to be bitterly disappointed.'

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

'We try to be completely fair with our employees and always treat them with respect, Grimes...I hate that name...change it.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"Can we switch seats? I don't like sitting with my back to the door."

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

'I have a good plan and given time the economy will rebound and this great nation will once again bask in the glory of...'

Settlements dialogue.

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Who's nuts in politics?

'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'

Giorgia Meloni

'Guard your back around here. The company's mascot is a scapegoat.'

Fred gets a new perspective.

'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

"Don't think of me as your new boss. . . think of me as one of the guys who can fire you."