New Phase Of Life Pillows

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

Live, laugh, love

PastFuture.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"My joints... are almost done"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Just Married

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Ages of man.

Four Stages of Boyhood

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Hope