Life Stages Pillows

'Can you imagine anything worse...'

The seven ages of dudes

Jell-O: A Life.

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Four Stages of Boyhood

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

The Stages of Man

"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."

Ages of man.

The Cycle of Life.

The Story of Success.

The 3 Stooges of Man

The Peak of Life

Cradle to the Grave.

Midlife: You Are Here.

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Doubt or Certainy

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

PastFuture.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."