New Phase Of Life T-Shirts

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Live, laugh, love

PastFuture.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"My joints... are almost done"

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Just Married

'Rock of Ages'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Ages of man.

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Four Stages of Boyhood

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Hope