New Parents With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

Burglar sushes a baby

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

A (P)ram.

Beware of teething baby.

They Removed my Brain.

Husband and Child in Pram

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'

'She'll open her eyes in a few days. I don't know about us.'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Baby Bat Mobile

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"