New Parents With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

Burglar sushes a baby

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Beware of teething baby.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

They Removed my Brain.

Husband and Child in Pram

A (P)ram.

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'

'She'll open her eyes in a few days. I don't know about us.'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

Twins

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"