New Parent Techies T-Shirts

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

The cell phone soother for life.

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Geeks and their dogs.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

Drone Baby Delivery

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

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". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"So when do we go online?"

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."