New Parent Techies Mugs

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

The cell phone soother for life.

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Geeks and their dogs.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

Drone Baby Delivery

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"So when do we go online?"

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"Lemonade App: $1"