"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."
New Parent Guidance Seeker Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a new parent navigating the challenges of early parenthood? Our creative collection offers witty, heartfelt items that bring a smile and a touch of reassurance during this special time. From humorous prints to cozy pillows, find something that celebrates their new adventure.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'Ahhh...'
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
baby sweetcorn...
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'He has your nose and my ears.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"They're so adorable at that age!"
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A mother and baby elephant
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
New Parent Guidance Seeker Gifts Collection
New Parent Guidance Seeker Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous and supportive mugs designed for new parents seeking guidance and a good laugh on their parenting journey.
New Parent Guidance Seeker Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with creative designs and comforting messages for new parents needing a little extra support.
New Parent Guidance Seeker Prints
Decorate a new parent's space with inspiring prints that add a creative touch and uplifting message to their home.
New Parent Guidance Seeker T-Shirts
Discover witty and inspiring t-shirts that celebrate new parenthood. Perfect for casual wear and reminding them they’re doing an incredible job.