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"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Er. . . anything else?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's a play on words."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

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"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

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"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Sid Sinatra.

Stunt lemmings.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."