New Job In Culinary Field Gifts

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Counting ribs

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Important Food Groups

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Turkey Autopsy

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Opening the Barrel

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cook and her Maids

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"A little lamb please."

"Pie chart"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Is the slop fresh?"

French suppers.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

The First Roast Chicken.

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"