New Job At A Library Pillows

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Catalogue of little books.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Rubbish Carousel

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Startling!

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Mountaineering section

Book Neck

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'I'm giving you a bigger desk, so you can take more of my work.'

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'You can check out that legal text as soon as the computer lets it go.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Library Waiting to Happen

Large Print Librarian.