New Job At The Airport Pillows

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

Parking meter on the moon.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Rubbish Carousel

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Two airplanes

"It's my helper trout!"

Airport Bored Rooms

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'