New Job At The Airport Pillows

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World Wide Web.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

The Scanner Of Love.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Two airplanes

Rubbish Carousel

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport Bored Rooms

"It's my helper trout!"

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'