Getting A Job In A Medical Library Pillows

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Fighting the Pandemic

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

Catalogue of little books.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Small child checks out a book.

Give me your sick...

Sex Education

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

"Gracie, why so sad?"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"If it's such an important book, how come it hasn't been turned into a movie?"

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

Coronavirus

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

Book Neck

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Mountaineering section

Health Care is in Trouble

Sport in library

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'You can check out that legal text as soon as the computer lets it go.'