New Job At A Heritage Site Prints

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

'Ah-choo.' - 'Guggenheim.'

Social distancing,

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

"An early impressionist..."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.