New Job At A Heritage Site Pillows

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

Social distancing,

'Ah-choo.' - 'Guggenheim.'

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

"Throw it, throw it!"

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.