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Kevin Baking

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Margarita

Turkey Autopsy

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Baker

American Pastry

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Street Maze.

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

'Anything to declare?'

Pinterest shaming

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

'I've never baked one, but I've jumped out of several.'

Giving the pud a lucky stir.

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

Complicated Workplace Rules. In an office setting, it is not acceptable when a boss says "Gimme some sugar" to a subordinate. But it might be perfectly acceptable when working in a bakery.

"I did my training in a motorway restaurant."