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"I saw you got a new garden hose."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gardening#2

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'First weeds of spring.'

Barbecue

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Digging.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Rose

Keen gardener.

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Hydroponic Gardening

Sheep Escalator

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Organic Produce

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

"The cat was there."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How about this round mouth shovel."

Genetically Modified Apples

Isn't that where you spilled the fertilizer?

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."