New Family Addition Prints

'Endangered species, Rhino,Tiger,Elephant,the family'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Family sitting on sofa.

'What's that humming sound?'

'Mummy, Mummy, Timmy's dropped the ball again!'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The No No No's

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Raised by Dogs

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Family working together

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."