New Directions Gifts

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Better times ahead.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Can I have a look at the map?

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Springtime rabbits.

Happy Days are here again

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.