New Directions Gifts

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Better times ahead.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Can I have a look at the map?

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Do-over

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.