New Car Ownership Prints

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Let me guess. Brakes giving you trouble?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Perfect."