First Car Ownership Prints

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

I love my motor.

Man whistles while driving his car.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Road Test

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Car party.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."