New Car Acquisition Prints

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'